They Seem STRANGE To Me Don't They To You ... ?!?

The Things That People Sometimes Do .... ?

Don't Worry Folks I'll Give You PROOF ...
That People Make Some FUNNY Moves ... ?!?

How About THIS To Start Things Off ...

OUTRAGE Over ... Coc' Head MOSS ...
APOLOGIES ... And Sponsorship GONE ... !!!!!

Just LOCK HER UP Hasn't She Done WRONG ... ?!?
Well FRIEND of Hers' WITHIN The BIZ' ...
Are Showing Support For ... " POOR Katie " ... !!!!!!

People Like Ahhh Yes ... ROBBIE ... ??!??

"Leave her alone !!!" ... Is Robbies' PLEA ... ?

Could There Be Some More ... " Druggies " ...
Getting LOADS of ... CASH MONEY ... ???

While Others Live In ... " Poverty " ... !!!?!!!

Take Your Time And Think It Through ..........................
While I Give You Some More Proof ...
That People Make The STRANGEST Moves ... ?!?

Why Do Girls Act So ........ Aloof ..........
And Make Men Feel That They Aren't Cool ... ?!?

But Get UPSET When Men REJECT The Chance To Talk ...
And ......................................... IGNORE Them ... !?!

Maybe Because They're Getting WET ...
And KNOW They Want Them In Their Bed ..... !!!!!

Girls Like THIS Just Get Me VEX ... !!!

They Act As Though What's In Their Head ...
Should Make A Man Kneel Down And BEG ... !?!
Just To Spend Some Time With Them ... !!!?!!!

That's Why I Wrote A Piece Called ... " Sex and Texts " ...
Cos' Texting Now Leaves Me ... " PERPLEXED " ... ?

I've Said It Before And Will Say It AGAIN ... !!!

That's NO WAY To ... Communicate ... !!!!!

But Nowadays It's Used In Ways ...
That May Make STRAIGHT MEN Become ... GAY ... !!!!!!!!!!!

That's Why I Like To KEEP Girls' Texts ...
And Use Their Words To Get Them VEX ... !!!

"Remember your text, should I show you babe ?"

"NO cos' that's not what I meant, I merely meant can't we be friends."

"Ahhh friendship right, but in your text, the word, "Friendship", was not transcribed ???"

"Well, you were supposed to RECOGNISE !"

"RECOGNISE What, oh, read what you meant between the lines ?"

"NO, my text was just a text, let's move on, cos' now i'm Vex !"

SEE What I Mean Some Girls ARE STRANGE ... ?!?
And Sometimes ACT Like They're ... " DERANGED " ... !?!

It Seems Some Girls DON'T Use Their Brains ... !!!!!
That's Why These Days I Now REFRAIN ...
From Getting Into Womens' Games ... !!!

How About THIS ... ?

My Friends And I Were Just In FITS ... !!!!!

You Get INTIMATE With A PRETTY Girl ...
But See That She's In ... " HER OWN WORLD "... !!!

She Says ...

"Let's keep a low profile !"

So You Say ... " Cool " ...
But Here's The ... " Move " ...

In PUBLIC ...
She Now ... " IGNORES You " ...

You ... " Do Your Do " ...
But Then When You Start Making Moves ...
With OTHER People In The Room ....

Here It Comes You KNOW The Move ... !!!
She Makes A SCENE In Front Your Crew And STORMS Outside ... !!!!!

But When We Leave ...
She's Waiting There Wearing YES A CHEEKY Smile ...

You Play It Out ... "What was that about ?" ...

But Then She Starts To RUN HER MOUTH ... !!!!!

That's When You Say ...

"Okay, I'm out !" ...

What Does She Do ... ?
Stand There And ... " POUT " ... !?!

Fellas Know The Coup ... " NO DOUBT " ... !!!!!!

It's NOT JUST GIRLS But Fellas Too ...
Who Sometimes Make These STUPID Moves ... !!!!!!!!!

Which Brings Me Back ...
To The Question ... " Phew " ... !!!!!!!

The Things That People Sometimes DO ... ???

" Seem Strange To Me Don't They To YOU ? "