1. He texted you “hey”

• no smiley face

  • he is mad

That means he found out you did that thing at that place

2. He texted you “you up?”

• it’s midnight

  • booty call

That means that he found out you are good at doing that one thing

3. He texted you “Huh?”

• he’s lying

  • destroy

That means that you were right about that thing you thought he did

4. He texted you “k”

• he’s annoyed

  • panic

That means he doesn't want to go to that one thing with you

When encountered with such circumstances,

proceed to exaggerate and ignore all rational thought.