I am Fat,

A little pudge keeps me warm.

I am a Loser,

But I succed because I fail.

I am Angry,

For showing passion.

I am Weird,

And so is everyone else.

I am Lazy,

Only when I can afford to be.

I am Eccentric,

For normalcy is just too boring.

I am Stupid,

Because I am not afraid to be wrong.

I am too Serious,

But sincerity can go along way.

I may be all these things and more,

Who knows?

But one thing I am sure I am,

The sum of my faults,

F.L.A.W.L.E.S.S.