The food here sucks

The subjects do too

We would actually try

But we don’t give a poo

Since we don’t care

We don’t ever try

The teachers are such buzzkills

And it causes us to cry

We’re forced to bite our tongues

And hold things we can’t say

Unless you want your teacher

To give you a very bad day

I rarely finish homework

History is so lame

P.E. is much better

Because I have some game

The final grades are decent

Joy makes teachers leap

Because of so much homework

We can barely sleep

We have lots of homework

That’s why we’re so tired

Whoever made us do it

Really should be fired

That’s not the only problem

The lunches also stink

They’re undercooked and flavorless

With mystery meat so pink

We’d love to rant these words

But it’s best kept to ourself

So we write them in our books

And hide them on our shelf