The School Rant
We all understand the saying
"Dress for Success"
Obviously we should try
to look our very best
But Sometimes these teachers
take dress code too far
I swear you guys stalk us
til' we leave in our cars
I understand that our pants
should cover our rears
But why should tank tops
cause teachers much fear
Is it because
the teachers are older
No one will say
"Dang that's a nice shoulder"
Don't even get me started
with the food that we eat
This so called pizza
taste worst than my feet
The food here is nasty
and pricy as well
It's going to kill us
and dang does it smell!
And why are the Fries
the only food we can choke down
the only food we can choke down
What happen to the health crap
that's always around?
The food isn't fresh,
it's frozen I swear
It's older than us
being locked up in there
Lets talk about the ceiling,
the tables, and the floor
Right as you walk in,
you'll walk back out that door
The ceilings are dripping
with brown nasty blobs
Can no one around here
do there stinking jobs?
And Some of our tables
don't even have seats!
Might as well sit on the nasty floor
while we eat
while we eat
But the floor is disgusting
with engraved rust and hair
with engraved rust and hair
And the carpets looked like
they never had care
Maybe our school could look
so much better
If they didnt waste money
on things that don't matter
They whole reason for iPads
was to make the school high tech
Their sole purpose for students
is to play games at our desk
I'm thankful for our school
It's education, that's lucky
But the school is hypocritical,
Uncared for and yucky
This poem is about:
My community
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