Though we have similar tastes,

Interests, and humour,

it doesn't make us for each other.

Despite what others may say,

we have markedly different dreams,

Desires, aspirations. 

The things we look for

in another don't coincide,

nor our opinions and ideals.

I don't understand why

People keep trying to push us

into some sort of romantic

affair, when clearly,

it's not gonna work out. 

I think we make fantastic friends, but

that's about it really. 

Especially since you're all red lipstick

but no mods, 

which is not what I'm about.

You don't even know what

shibari is, so, there's that.

Meanwhile, I'm all chivalry

and the Arts.