1lb of ginger

1 pint of freckles

3lb of outgoingness

4 tablespoons of misunderstood

2 pints of shyness

1 liter of aggression

5 cups of tenacity

1 dash of originality

4 tablespoons of uncertainty

1 ounce of anger

3 teaspoons of intelligence

2 pieces of charisma

3lb of sincerity

5 ounces of a fighter

Mix these together, and bake at 830 degrees for nine months,

For something that is,

   Completely original, but completely me