The Princess and the Fraud
A princess lived on a hill
She had plenty of wealth, but still
She wished for a friend
To play with until day's end
Someone who could give her a thrill
One day she spotted a frog
Sitting in the middle of the bog
He took her by surprise
By complementing her eyes
And began telling her a monologue
He said he was all alone
In this was not the form he had grown
To change him into a man would take a kiss
'Twas an opportunity the princess could not miss
All he would ask for is her throne
The princess happily agreed
And kneeled down in the weeds
A kiss she planted on his lips
She felt a tingle in her fingertips
And wished that the man had been freed
She looked where he lay
And much to her dismay
Saw only the frog's holograph
And from the woods she heard a laugh
Her brother had tricked her again today