Princess and the Apple....Iphone

Princes always marry Pincesses...right?

And to be a princess her selfies must be bright.

A Princess must have perfect hair,

and always make her snap streaks fair.

Her Twitter must be up to date

and an insta post must never be late.

But there is one more thing a true Princess must have in her possession,

The ability to pick the newest IPhone by a seriusly killer jam sesh.

This may seem silly to all you norms,

but in order for her to be adored,

The girl must be able to recall the fairest Iphone of them all.

Girls came in and out of the castle all night,

but none seemed to fulfill the task jsut right.

Then one girl finally arrived, but my god, the strom made her wreck

Lucky for her they decided to say "what the heck."

The Prince started the music from the other room,

All of the sudden she grabbed the broom!

They all thought she was crazy,

but then she sang along to the song "Baby".

Using the broom as a mic,

the prince yelled "This isnt a card trick!"

There she was, he knew it was time,

The prince stopped the music

and began his climb.

To the top of the tower where he would propose,

He gave His princess his only rose.

The Iphone was sent to the meusame of the arts,

It can still be seen in there in these parts.

So now you know how to find your princess,

Would you have done the same in this instance?

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