A Poem About School That Should Totally Be Taken Literally
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School is a place where I love to go,
Where I stare at a board so my mind will grow.
I love it so much I could go all year,
Yeah, that's right, no sarcasm here.
I love how I learn just what my teachers say,
Instead of learning from life in a hands-on kind of way.
I spend all of class focused and centered,
I quickely depart from the daydream I've entered.
Thank goodness for grades, they come at no expense,
They're such a great way of measuring intelligence.
I'm completely serious, school is the best!
So much importance on one little test.
So young we are taught that we must exceed,
And I went to school so I must agree.
What a shame it would be to lack perfection,
Without calculus, life would have no direction.
School makes me so very happy,
I can tell they truly care about me.