I walk in to class.

Crap.

I forgot my pencil.

Teacher, 

May I borrow one?

NO. 

HOW DARE YOU COME UNPREPARED 

TO MY CLASS. 

Wow. 

I just forgot a pencil. 

Crap.

I need to pee. 

Teacher,

May I go use the restroom? 

NO. 

WHY DIDN'T YOU GO BEFORE 

MY CLASS. 

Wow. 

I literally just need to empty my bladder for health purposes. 

Crap. 

I didn't catch what the teacher said, because I was so concered about my bladder. 

Friend.

What did teacher say? 

STUDENT. 

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK DURING

MY CLASS. 

HOW DARE YOU BREATHE. 

HOW DARE YOU BE HUMAN. 

HOW DARE YOU FORGET THINGS. 

Sorry. 

My bad.