They're all kinds of Phobias out there
There here, there, and every where
Some feel there being chased
But as it turns out, just isn't the case
Some are afraid of hieghts
So stay away from airplane flights
Some are afraid of the dark
So stay away from "Central Park"
Some are afraid of the number thirteen
So don't get caught in--between
Some have a fear of dying
So there's no use in crying
Some people have a fear of cats
Or dirty old rats
Time to brak out the baseball bats!