Your satirical bite and rhythmic repetition of "Pay your taxes" reminds me of Allen Ginsberg's anti-establishment poems, particularly "America," in how you use dark humor to critique societal demands and conformity. The progression from mundane commands ("Do your hair") to more sinister threats ("Unless you want me to drink YOU!") creates a brilliant tension that echoes Margaret Atwood's style of using seemingly simple language to reveal systemic violence. Your use of medieval-sounding "thy" mixed with modern references to New Year's celebrations shows a clever manipulation of register that heightens the poem's absurdist critique. Keep developing this sharp, sardonic voice that uses humor to expose serious social commentary - it's a powerful tool for speaking truth to power.