You are always at a party
You are the center of attention the main event
Leaving everyone's head's spinning like a 1980's disco ball
You are always at a party
You are the first on the list
In everyone's eye's you are as loose as can be
Yes, honey you are easy
You are always at a party
The latest roomer would be that you were the cause of a fight at my cousin's party
I heard that all the big guys at the fiesta had a taste of you
Man and how they discribed you
The dripping wet side of you
You are alwas at a party
You get the most huskiest man down on his knees
Yet he does not request "yea c'mon one more"
He pleads "ugh when is this going to end"
Then bends over to throw up again
But see you are always at a party
Even though your not invited & your initials...
Don't seem to appear on the list
You always show up at the party
Oh, I apologize for the misunderstanding
You are simply not welcome to my party
Woah Woah woah Excuse me.!
Don't use those dirty slur's when you address me
And when you aproach me walk up to me
Without looking as you were a 1 year old taking their first steps
Wait, Why are you upset ?
Your always at a party
Your not invited to mine
You sorry excuse for "fun"
I just don't find you fun or hilariously funny?!
No vodka
No bacardi
No alcohol
Is invited to my party
I'm sorry I truely apologize
But bacardi are you not sorry
For the pain you caused that 16 year old girl
Yes,the one who got raped by a party of five
Are you sorry do you apologize?
You are always at a party but you are NOT invited to mine
Vodka do you remember what you did?
The poor man suffered in that car accident
Did you know that man was a father,brother,uncle&cousin?
Vodka are you truthfully honestly sorry?
Oh, hey al' I got to tell you if you insist on being a drunk
You just simply can't come
You see you and your family didn't get invitations
So do not respond to the rumors about my party
Because you are not welcome
You party crasher