I liked one thing
And horror did it bring

I knew he was kidding
But he had me bidding

They all called me a vampire
And of that I did not tire

He made me sound like a murderer
All I wanted was to be a hunter

What I wanted was provided in the books
And that's what brought the looks

I liked the strength to deal
I just wish it was real

Life was usually a blast
Until I got to school and became the outcast