OMG
Oh my God, the mother cooed, pinching her cheeks
Oh my God, the uncle said as she pointed out how tall she has gotten
Oh my God, noticing how her flat stomach as she lay
Oh my God, the auntie chimed as she mentioned her metabolism
Oh my God, the father exclaimed, as he pointed out how he has not eaten all day
Oh my God, the friend groaned as she knawed on a single stck of celery
Oh my God, the father mumbled as she picked up her third piece of pizza
Oh my God, gagging on her own finger
Oh my God, her mother responded as she explained the embarassment of buying laxatives at the pharmacy
Oh my God, her friend joked about how she looked like a ghost
Oh, my God, on her way up