Ode to the Burger
They say there are seven wonders
Created by the earth,
But no one ever mentions
The burger's birth.
With every fresh bite devoured
A baby laughs for the first time.
To waste a single precious ounce
Would be quite a crime.
If ever life is getting rough
Or you are feeling down,
You can always find nirvana
At the burger joint in town.
How do I know this?
You may of me implore.
I'm a food connoisseur
And trust me, I've explored.
I know every flavor that exists,
I won't pretend.
And a juicy burger
Always cheers me up, my friend.
So when you're feeling blue,
Or even maybe green,
Go out and get a burger.
You'll learn exactly what I mean.