The New York Times Sucks

The New York Times is a newspaper that's based in New York City;

The New York Times is controversial and always will be.

 

The New York Times sucks and I'll tell you why;

Their front page story on the new Mexico deal at the Border is a fraud and that's no lie.

 

The New York Times sucks because they're doing a hit job on President Donald Trump;

The publisher of The New York Times is an asshole and a chump.

 

The New York Times sucks because of their sick journalism, as you can see;

They'd rather have that bitchy dyke, Hillary Clinton, as the U.S. President and I'm speaking honestly.

 

The New York Times is a piece of shit and here's something else that I'll tell;

The New York Times can rot in hell.

This poem is about: 
My country

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