Mr. Stick we call Dick
This is to be preformed as a slam holding a black stick, as a prop.
I would like to introduce you to Mr. Stick.
His girlfriends call him simply Dick
Mr. Stick is an adamant lady lover.
You'll find, he's unlike, any other
Women think of him as their bodyguard
Because he's tall, thick, strong and hard
For when they meet an obnoxious prick
They just pull out and wave at him, Mr. Stick
And if he tries to get in their pants
One flick by Mr. stick will change his stance
For when you get to meet and spend some time
With, you're very own Mr. Stick, who is truly fine
You'll feel a special warmth and pride
For Mr. Stick can touch you, deep inside
He'll know your not scared or feel betrayed
By some repressed feelings or emotions frayed
For love, unbeknown to your conscious mind
May start you thinking, you want to touch his shine
I'm sure that unlike men, it will not come to pass
But you never know, he may fall in love, with your ass
For deep within each of us, there is a void
That was once touched upon by Dr. Freud
If you expose someone to your deep affection
They will start to move in and out in that direction
So if you want to find a bit of heaven
And don't have time to go buy booze at seven eleven
Make your self your own loving Mr stick
I can prove to you he'll do the trick
When you feel, for love across your soft smooth skin
You'll have to think to warm him before you put him in
Later, you could attach a thong to the end, near his tip
And you will have made a nice subservient macho whip
Good love is hard to find, as you play the finger game
Don't despair; tomorrow he will make you come again
So be gentle to yourself, softly caress your new shinny stick
For tomorrow morning he'll be back to get you off in a flick
Take each thrusting, splintered moment to be lived
With your solid lover, who shares in this simple gift
I will guarantee, you will never, have need for any other
After Mr. Stick, has become your one and only greatest lover.