They say we've all got five wives

I only have two

I favor neither one over the other

Though my second is prettier

My first has already given me

Five children

Our religious leader

Joseph Smith

Was a greater man than

Any of their missionaries, actors,

Presidents

Whomever they admire

He found for us

Our book

And was the only one

To understand and translate

The truth

Tragically murdered by a 

Mob

Which still waits

For our saintly blood