Dionysus today,

Has found a new job,

As a very popular Youtuber.

He is dripping in Gucci,

And Chanel and Supreme,

And Italian brands you've never even heard of.

If one ventures to say,

How did he pay?

His fame is surely the answer.

As with 8 million subscribers,

All repping his merch,

He is sure to prosper.

The funny thing is,

Dionysus would say,

He has never purchased a piece of clothing.

For in our day and age,

The wealth dripping from his frame,

Is the modern shape he wishes to capture.