I heard the sweetest melody
From way high up in the clouds.
A girl with golden hair appeared
Her braids were thick and heavy as rope;
And I have a thing for blonde girls.
So I climbed and climbed, dreaming of
What we might do once I reach her.
The closer I got the more excited I was
To see that thick hair unbraided
I race the last few yards upwards,
Already unbuttoning my shirt
But I arrive only to see
My beautiful rapunzel’s hair
Pinned on a mannequins head
Beside the other wigs