My girlfriend has Siri call her

"Master Butthole,"

But because she has the Spanish settings on,

It's pronounced

"Master Butt-hoe-lay,"

I think it's hilarious, and I think that she's 

awesome.

My girlfriend can make me laugh,

cry, make me want to 

work hard so that we can go on 

awesome dates.

On which she'll probably make me laugh

she might make me cry,

But in the end she'll still be that

weird, unexpected, stubborn,

yet lovely and undeniable love of my life.

And I think that's

awesome.