You can breathe in some air free of charge.

You can drink some fancy water for a slight charge.

You can steal someone’s electricity for your phone to charge.

Man, life is awesome.

You can play with puppies to relieve some stress.

You can look at your student loans to acquire stress.

You can sit in traffic and be late which will create stress.

Man, life is awesome.

You can sell your kidney for a couple of dollars.

You can travel around the world for a bunch of dollars.

You can decide not to have kids and save many dollars.

Man, life is awesome.

You can show yourself love.

You can show someone else love.

You can receive someone’s love.

Man, life is awesome.

Good Day.

Bad Day.

Whatever Day.

Life is awesome.