Lord Farquaad


United States
29° 54' 38.9916" N, 95° 39' 22.7232" W

Once upon a time,

There once was a ruthless ruler.

Who longed to be king but

first needed a queen.


In pursuit of perfection, he needed

to get rid of his fairy tale creatures

of deception.

For his mission was clear,

he had some fear.

So he needed a Knight,

who could put up a good fight.

A battle took place, and his Knight

took first place. To the lords surprise,

his Knights deception,

was this fairy tales conception.

Never to be King,

As this ruler was mean,

And his fairy tale meddling, did not

provide a happy ending.




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