‘A little learning’s a dangerous thing’
In one pretending to be king.
Tweets for which he’s oddly famous
Expose him as an ignoramus.

Stupid is as stupid does
We know that to be true because
What he predicts will solve it all
Is just to build a friggin’ wall.

Climate change is just a hoax
Liberals scaring lots of folks.
Not to worry, say these knaves
As New York sinks beneath the waves.

Deconstruct the ship of state.
Let the poor endure their fate
Disdain The Times and CNN.
Make America great again.