Legal Sedation
My teacher likes to pick on me...
"I think your child has ADD"
This lesson is so boring...
"Your child was in class snoring"
Wow, I'm so hungry...
I'd even settle for the lunchroom slime...
"He's constantly asking if it's lunch time"
Eww, I kinda smell,
Maybe I should take a bath...
"He's always daydreaming during math"
I wish my teacher would just let me be...
"I'm considering having him removed from class"
"Do you understand my frustration?!?"
"Have you considered medicatiton?"
"Here, I have a few recommendations"
Someone please, object for me...
I don't need drugs to cure a disease...
Please, oh please! Don't try to change me...