PuttPutt my pup,
He's a real mutt
Chihuahua and something, I truly give up

He can be...
Hyper as a sugar baby, sweet as can be
He's whining by my door just waiting for me

Let him outside: let him do his duty,
Little kiddies all "awh" thinking he's a cutie

Until PuttPutt, growls letting down the crowd
Bet he'd eat the whole fridge if he knew how
Drinking out the fish bowl
Stepping in pee
Grrr, PuttPutt can I just sleep in peace?