as i take the oath
the following has been read to and agree upon:

do you robert velez jr. swear to never go back to your old ways that lead to severe consequences?
i do

do you mr m.v.p swear to leave people who have nothing to offer?
i do

do you sir make certain that you will do your best to continue saving lives of young people?
i do

do you mr. velez jr swear to ignore to keep moving when you see dudes smoke weed and attempt to be philosophically intelligent and educated?
i do

do you m.v.p swear to flat out do what's right
i do

do you robert swear that when one day your kids act belligerent to slap the taste out of their mouths?
i do

do you robert swear to get rid of those who you consider to be toxic?
i do

do you sir will continue to love those who love you?
i do

do you mr. velez will continue to laugh at things/ people when you see something funny?
i do

do you sir swear to continue working out and eating healthy, but never turn down spanish food?
i do

by the power of us new yorkers
mr. robert velez jr have been officially inaugurated to be you