If Superman was Gay

If Superman was Gay

His accomplishments

Would walk out and slam him in the face


He’d have an awful lot of

Debunking stereotypes to do

After all that latex suit? Let’s not make it too obvious here


If Superman was Gay

The actor has to be gay too, right?

Bombard him till he’s forced to say “By the way, I’m straight”


And that flying is just a result

Of rainbows or some shit

All that gay propaganda just sliding its way into the movies


If Superman was Gay

Saving people would be gay

And loving humankind would be gay

And wearing capes would be gay

And fighting for what’s right?


Totally gay



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