Dear future date,

Please take me to place 

where I can eat what I want 

but also eat what's on your plate.

Yes I want my food

but I want some of yours too

because a date is not a date if there's no sharing of your food.

Can you have a bite of mine?

HA, not in this lifetime

See.. my food is for me,

but your food is for we

I wouldn't call this unfair

just think about it as you care...

about my appetite and

doing what is right.

Thanks future date

how about pizza tonight?