Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

He split on the ground,

And to the dismay of all,

Instead of a yolk, a velociraptor was found.

It terrorized the streets,

It ate all the hens,

Got caught in a corner,

And to the palace was sent.

All the King’s horses,

And all the King’s men,

Euthanized it instantly,

And sent pics to friends.