2 gallons of parkour 

1 liter of break dacning

3 pints of school work

1 cup of not giving a shit

2 cups of actually giving a shit

2 bowls of gender issues

3 spoonfuls of self harm

2 pinches of uncontional niceness

3 pinches of not being able to say no

4 capsules of pokemon training

1 handful of anime-trash-weaboo-ness

1 quart of continual lies

Mix together with a spoon made of family issues

Bake in the oven set to angst

Let cool for 17 years