Housewife
“Will She Make A Good Housewife?”
Is an aptitude test,
Given to determine the quality of life
Once married for the rest
If she fails,
there is no point in wasting more time with her,
The end of the relationship becomes a coffin sealed with nails
And a new candidate will be found to replace her
The “Will She Make A Good Housewife?” aptitude test
Should be administered by the boyfriend’s father
Having already married a housewife who is best,
the father is able to determine if his son’s girlfriend will be better.
The father is looking for a girl that will clean the house herself,
Not his son,
Who will he too tired to clean the whole house himself,
After a day of work is done.
She is a good test taker,
but this test
was hard for her
For it was the hardest
The questions were open ended,
and asked verbally,
And the opened ended
all had the right answer of surely
“Will you help with the dishes?”
Was the first question of many.
“I don’t do the dishes.”
She answered truthfully
The answer was wrong
But she could still make it up
But not doing laundry was also wrong
And she had screwed up
“Well, what do you do?”
“The floors?”
What do I do?
She wonders
“I pick up clutter”
She answered
with a stutter
But it was not how it was supposed to be answered
“The floors?”
She lied with a smile and a nod
“You do the floors.”
Oh Thank God
“Will She Make A Good Housewife?”
The result:
A low quality of life
To him, an insult
There is no point in wasting more time with her,
The end of the relationship shall be a coffin sealed with nails
And a new candidate will be found to replace her
But before this Titanic sails…
The fathers son did not agree
For his girlfriend was his partner
And they were as happy as could be
Doing the chores together.