Geek Life

So here I am letting this nerdy rage spill off the page, 

their words hurt and drop me to 1 HP,

but I endure them like Hit-Mon-Lee!

They say I'm a loser, they say I'm a geek,

but I don't let their harsh words make me weak!

I stay strong like Donkey Kong, 

and escape this pain by playing a game. 

I've beat Contra using only one life, 

And Metal Gear Solid with only a knife.

Parents always treated me like dirt,

so I hide away while I dominate Q-Bert.

Being a geek, it isn't so bad,

because my hands are at home on the game pad.