Extra! Extra!


United States
47° 36' 54.8892" N, 122° 20' 59.082" W

I live in a place where talk is cheap. Three cents a rumor and scandal comes free. Daily dish for a penny, spilled beans are on sale. Discount subscriptions for The Juicy Detail. Tragedies, pregnancies at huge blow out prices! Three easy payments, to learn what her vice is! On gossip you'll get the very best deal so take advantage now, of this bargain-basement steal. We don't offer, however, the most rare of gems, The truth, discretion, when the chatting should end. We may have a bit of privacy in stock but the price tag will surely give a horrible shock. These rarities should not be taken so lightly as you won't find them just anywhere So I advise, If you have them, hold onto them tightly.


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