ESPN
Bright lights shining in my face
A face that is not disgraced
A face looking into the face of the camera
That will lead me to a new fate
No politics or sob stories
Sports and only sports all day every day
Richard Sherman shouting about thugs
While Peyton Manning needs a big hug
Another win earned by an Earnhardt
Another lap by a Partick
Lebron soaring for a dunk
While A-Rod is debunked
Kevin Durant is hitting 3's
While Buster Posey rests on his knees
Murray with a serve and an ace
While Kobe wears a knee brace
Sports is my life and my vice
Let me report my life to you
And let me enjoy my ESPN vice