Berlin:

            Where dogs roam the streets,

            and anarchists drive hummer styled limousines.

Nordrhein-Westfalen:

            Land of mountains, windmills, and mystery,

            until you get off the train.

Lübbecke:

            The champions of Handball,

            please ignore the brothel sinking into the swamp.

Nettelstedt:

            Here lives a very nice old Nazi couple,

            ask the grandfather how many Americans he killed.

Deutschland:

            Please,

            welcome me home again.