Dear toilet,  O'

Dear toilet, 

 

O' mighty toilet 

I want to thank thee 

Always there for me 

When my bottoms about to blow 

When my legs can't squeeze it in anymore

O' mighty toilet 

So cold in the morning 

Always there for me

When my bladder is about to leak

When my dreams took me to a creek

O' mighty toilet 

I want to thank thee

Always there for me

A beacon in the dark

When I stumble in from last night 

Ready to hurl and spue

Your cool to my touch 

O' mighty toilet 

How, I love thee

 

Yours truly, 

A College Student

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