Dear Teacher,
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Where's my homework you say?
Well I sat down and did it yesterday.
Then half way through, my pencil ran out of lead.
My homework was eaten by the bugs in my bed!
My seventy-year old computer got a virus,
It grew wings and flew to Dallas!
I accidently dropped it in a never ending hole.
My sister balled it up and kicked it into a soccer goal!
It was tucked it my pocket,
But a pick pocket stole it!
I put it in my locker but forgot the combination.
My grandmother took it to have it professionally framed.
Honest to goodness, I've run out of excuses.
I was up all night watching "The Three Stooges."
I'm sorry, I really am,
But I just don't give a damn
About the quadratic formula and all these theorems.
So please teach me something I can use daily,
Like how to fly, I'd appreciate it greatly.
At the end of the day, you know I love ya,
But for now, let me sleep why don't cha?