(This poem is part of a heroic crown of sonnets. For more information, see "Crown of Chaos, Crown Jewel") 

If I must leave, I'd like to leave in style.

The one that I have always written in

A message from a major metaphile

So that this poem ends as it begins.

I'd like to thank you all for reading this

I hope it's half as fun to read as write.

I do suspect this structure will be missed.

I started this line with “I” out of spite.

Wherefore did that last line sound wrong aloud?

(Wherefore means “why”, in case you didn't know)

Despite some faults, of this work I am proud.

I probably could be a poem pro.

Although it might be silly and offbeat,

A crown of sonnets: quite a daunting feat.