In the halls of scholars past

I can hear it like a blast

The people cry "Oh, school is back!"

Principals and teachers, too

Prepared to preach it to the slew

"Knowledge is great and good for you"

I know I need to be my best 

But all I know is how to test

Let's hope that school's not such a pest!

-Inspired by peer complaints about school

-NOT how I feel