oh demented chicken noodle soup,
what has happened to you?
your noodles oversized,
but you have me mesmerized.
dare I add crackers?
the employees here are slackers.
they put no love in you,
oh chicken noodle soup,
whatever shall I do?
wherever is the chicken?
is it hidden within?
the crackers, oh so soggy,
one resembles a small doggy.
I'm getting weird looks
from the depressed Spanish cooks.
but still no chicken have I,
this tragedy makes me cry.