I know you hate smooshieness

Crackers that make you feel uncomfortable

But I can’t help sharing with you

Cheese that can be emotional or laughable

And I know you’d rather be offered cookies

Those make you feel less awkward

But sometimes you have to try the tackiness

In life you’ll experience it as you move onward

I don’t mean to torture you with my silliness

But you know the way that I am

Just want to let you know this fine moment

                That I bought you a bag full of them again