"Why do we need this

And why do we need that",

Doesn't she understand that I'd rather be fat,

I'd be in pure bliss

Only eating sweets,

You won't find brocolli on my receipts.

"I could use some of this

and maybe some of that",

Hopefully these avocados won't make me too fat,

I pass by the swiss

Not in my recipe,

Who new brocolli could be such a necesity.