"Boundaries" ... Written by Big Virge 20/4/2005

Location

United Kingdom

It Seems Mr. Ross ...
Has BROKEN Some ... " Boundaries " ...

But If It's Not Him ...
It's That Man ... " Ali G " ... !!!

Or Maybe A Pundit ...
On Late Night TV ... ?!?

But Shows That They're SLAMMING ...
Claim To Be ... " Comedies " ... ?!?

Can Someone Explain ...
How They Get On TV ... ?!?

" Have I Got News For You "

Is On ... BBC ...
As is Mr. Ross ...
But NOT ... Ali G ...

Channel 4 Is The Channel ...
Where He Seems To Be ...

But Now They're Complaining ...
That Things They Are Saying ...
AREN'T Really ... " Funny " ... !?!

But THIS Is LONG After ...
Execs' Get MONEY ... !!!

NOT Just Celebs' ...
But THOSE TV Heads ...
Who CLAIM That ... " The Edit " ...
Didn't Get To ... THEIR DESK ... !?!

So What Were They Doing ... ?
Instead of Tape Viewing ... ?!?

Now That Is A Thought ...
To Leave Your Mind Stewing .............

See THIS Is The Problem ...
With Critics and ... " Liberals " ...
THEY Twist and Turn ...
Like ... " Arjen Robben " ... !!!

It's OKAY To USE Blacks ...
For SHAMELESS Displays ...
EVEN If A GREAT MANY ...
DON'T Behave THAT Way ... !?!

But Some SILLY Blacks ...
Are READY To Say ...

" Don't worry i'll do it ! "

Just For A ... " PAYDAY " ... !!!

That's Just My View ...
Cos' TV Is SEE THROUGH ...

DON'T EVER Be Fooled ...
They KNOW What They Do ...

These SHOCK VALUE Stories ...
Remind Me of ... TORIES ... !!!

and Like MOST of Them ...
THESE Stories Just Bore Me ... !!!

I Thought This Was WHY ...
We Have The ... " Watershed " ... !?!

Cos' ...
By The Time ... Half Past Nine ...
Shouldn't Kids Be IN BED ... ?!?

Parents Be CAREFUL ...
Which Channel You PRESS ... !!!

Cos' Your Child May Just Be ... ???
REPEATING What Is Said On Late Night TV ...
To Get Some STREET CRED' ... !!!

This Is MY Belief ...
It's Those SAME TV Chiefs ...
That Put FOUL-MOUTHED Actors ...
On .... " Comic Relief " ....

They KNOW What They're Doing ...
They SET UP ... SHOCK Viewing ... !!!!!

From Soaps Like ... " Eastenders " ...
To ... Late Night Agendas ...

To ...
CONJURE UP Figures ...
From Ali G ... " WIGGERS' " ...

To RAPPERS Who YES ...
Are REALLY ... Gold Diggers ... !!!

Who Just Try To SHOCK ...
With Words That They've Got ... !!!

THESE Rap Battles Generate ...
MILLIONS of Sales ... !!!!!!

Don't You SEE Thats' The Plot ... ?

DON'T Sit and COMPLAIN ...
Cos' The Lot We've Now Got ...
Is Running ... AMOK ...

Somewhat Like ...
... Your SNOT ... !!!

Whatever Has Happened ...
To .... TECHNOLOGY .... ?!?

Unless The Show's LIVE ...
Can't They Just Use The BLEEP ... ?!?

EVEN If The Show's LIVE ...
I Suggest They Start Using ...
Technology ... " Tricks " ...

And Then THIS Whole PROBLEM ...
Could Simply Be FIXED ...

PROFANITY Is ...
Part of ... REALITY ...

And REALITY Is ..
A Reflection of ... " WE " ...

The Image of YOU ...
And The Image of ME ...

I Hope ... This Little Poem ...
Has Helped You To SEE ...

That ...
ALL of This NONSENSE ...
Is Simply Just ... BLEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPP ... !!!!!!

And THAT Is My View ...
On These Damn ...

.... " Boundaries " ....

This poem is about: 
Our world

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