It takes a lot of thought, to compete in this competition
pondering, pondering, pondering, if I should even submit my submission
but I think I have what it takes, so please give it a good listen
and if you don’t like it, please tell me what I’m missin’!
I really appreciate the arts, I really, truly do
I like looking at pretty things, prettier than poo
but making music is where I start, start creating my art
and I do my best to not make it sound like a fart!
now I didn’t really intend on all of this toiletry,
but you gotta understand that I’m not doing this for free
I’m doing this for me, and I have a lot of integrity
I believe I can be successful, even so flawlessly