Aunt Florence
you are a little late coming
this time
I've been waiting for you to show
I've prepared your white bed
and planned the places we can't go
can you not squeeze me so tight?
I'm trying to make your visit go as
smoothly as possible.
I've missed your nutrition,
stuff me with only the things you want me to eat.
I'll take you riding but
don't ruin his seats
just stay in your white bed
walk out of my head
and help me make your visit go as
smoothly as possible.
keep your perfume to a minimum
it makes me nervous
and try not to make me crabby, Auntie, I don't want to get mad
I appreciate your visits
this time I'm glad
you'll be stuck here for 5 days
so enjoy your white bed Aunt Florence
and we'll make this week go as
smoothly as possible.