With their infinite wisdom of the universe,

They came down to our planet surely knowing how ignorantly intelligent we are,

Started to see how we were not very diverse

But for how we conduct business in bazaars.

No one seemed to noticed that there were little green men running around,

Because too many were seduced by the technology that they wielded

Not me however, for I saw these frauds and simply frowned,

And from then on I was shielded.

And that is why I am flawless.