You know her as Alice

The girl in the blue dress

In your story she wasn’t full of malice

But in my story she’s quite full of politesse

 

 

 

Yes when she returned home

 

From the side of Wonderland

 

She let her sexuality roam

 

As she held a woman’s hand

 

 

 

But being gay wasn’t favored

 

All the way back in 1865 

 

So the two ran off to be savored

 

Back to Wonderland where they could thrive

 

 

 

Alice and Snow White lived happily ever after 

 

A life filled with tea, no dwarfs, and quite a bit of laughter